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Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go. Say what? You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.

Is that a cooking show? All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! I just told you! You’ve killed me! Can we have Bender Burgers again?

bowl of sweet stuff

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Take me to your leader! Take me to your leader! Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. No, just a regular mistake.

Soon enough. No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. Meh. I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! I’ll get my kit! Oh, I think we should just stay friends.

Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty?

You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.